My friend and I were discussing what we would do if a zombie apocalypse ever broke out.
I told her I’d probably be dead weight and that I’ll just shoot myself first to spare myself all the unnecessary suffering.
She told me not to worry and that she’d protect me.
I really don’t need to live that badly.
Especially if I’ll have to do things that would kill me.
No, I’m not suicidal.
Just crazily efficient.
I minimize effort while maximizing gain.